dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via atonemen-t)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via admirethechaos)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via introverts-extroverts)

Helpful evil

evilsupplyco:

If you are an artist, when you get stuck, draw bigger and on tracing paper when you are stuck. Consider this manual photoshop. Use scissors, trace, refine.

If you are a writer, when you get stuck, get a pad of paper and at least two colors of pen that contrast. When you get…

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

(via introverts-extroverts)